I'm only four years into being a mom and already, I sooo relate. Wish I could cash in on the following phrases I say at least eleventy-seven-thousand times a day:
- Turn your volume down.
- No taking.
- Use your words.
- Are you sharing?
- Eat.
- Choose to obey.
- Obey right away.
- I can't understand you when you whine.
- What are you supposed to be doing?
- Wait nicely.
- No fingers in noses.
- Stop picking your nails.
- Put your knees down.
- That is not a jungle gym.
- Stop stretching out your shirt/pants/socks.
- Do you have stinky pants?
- Don't bang the table!
I know the list will only change as they get older; I will always repeat myself. But I am really ready for them to hear some of these already!! Sheesh!
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